Morally Straight?
(by R.P.Edwards)
Happy Boyscouts
Going gay
No matter what
The Oath may say
Liberals cheer
Their kerchiefs wave!
With founders spinning
In their grave
Scout Oath (or Promise)
On my honor I will do my best
To do my duty to God and my country
and to obey the Scout Law;
To help other people at all times;
To keep myself physically strong,
mentally awake, and morally straight.
To do my duty to God and my country
and to obey the Scout Law;
To help other people at all times;
To keep myself physically strong,
mentally awake, and morally straight.
It was a "get 'em while they're new" kind of thing. New employees; encouraged to donate an hour's worth of pay, each month, to the United Way. I donated two...for quite a while. Until, that is, the United Way on the left coast started harassing the Boy Scouts about their "No Gay" requirement. I pulled my funding and placed it...elsewhere.
And so the BSA has caved on the issue of openly gay scouts. Alas. No doubt the constant drumming that "Gayness" is akin to ethnicity, has swayed the necessary deciders. It's a false premise, of course, but belief has weight (consider the last election) even if the consequence is destructive.
So, what to do? Many will do nothing. But many, as I did in my opening illustration, will pull...out. Indeed, those whose Christianity is not mushy and malleable will remove their precious sons from the listing vessel. Many Church sponsors will say Sayonara and, if they delay long, the membership will leave the pews. The BSA may very well end up DOA. But if it doesn't...it will never be the same.
But fear not. Just as individual Churches and denominations have apostatized in the past (albeit retaining the same name) the TRUE believers that were once their members have not disintegrated or dissolved; they have merely moved on. And so it will be with the Boy Scouts. The older values of the institution will live on. Live on...elsewhere.
Now, what to do with the oath? Particularly the last part of the last line..."morally straight." Here's some suggestions: instead of straight, might I suggest obtuse, subjective, vague, or my favorite...bankrupt.
In the sixties there was a Disney flick, staring Fred MacMurray, about a man and wife who took on the responsibility of a scout troop. It was titled, Follow Me Boys, and, being a wee lad at the time, I found it rather inspirational. Following is the theme song. Listen, and remember how it used to be...
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